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Proudly display your carpentry skills and grumpy humor with this bold and hilarious design! Featuring a realistic set of carpenter tools including a hammer, square, and tape measure, this shirt is topped with the bold statement:
“Walk Away I Am A Grumpy Old Carpenter I Have Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People.”

Perfect for seasoned carpenters with a no-nonsense attitude and a love for sharp tools and sharper wit.

This design is printed on comfortable, durable fabric, ideal for shop days, job sites, or just a good laugh on the weekend.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s the perfect gift for veteran carpenters who’ve earned their grump.

Additional information

Style

Classic Unisex T-shirt, Classic V-neck T-shirt, Classic Long Sleeve Tee, Classic Unisex Hoodie

Color

Black, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Military Green, Navy

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping Information

Shipping Information

Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.

DestinationCarrierDelivery timeCost
United StatesUSPS / UPS7-15 business days$7.99 — free over $99
CanadaUSPS / Canada Post10-20 business days$9.99
United KingdomRoyal Mail10-20 business days$9.99
Australia & New ZealandAustralia Post12-25 business days$11.99
Rest of worldStandard international12-30 business days$12.99

A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.

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Returns & Exchanges

If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.

  • Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
  • Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
  • Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.

Start a return by emailing contact@americanforgefanwear.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.